Blogger Spam? What the hell is next?

Ok, so what the hell is this crap. I log on to check some email, and i see that an "anonymous" has posted on my blog... so i check it out right? AND ITS FREAKING SPAM, AS A COMMENT, ON MY BLOG. Can you even feel how high my annoyance factor is right now?

Anonymous said...

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Totally confidential, open 24 hours a day.

Hope to hear from you soon!

So, as you can see, they leave a phone number, and I have free long distance, so I decide to call. Its a recording, for a "degree program" with apparrently either no name, or a secret one, because they decided to leave that part off the recording, and they want you to leave a message with your name, and 2 (two?!?!) phone numbers, with the EXACT TIMES at which you can be reached. Oh, and mention what degree you are interested in. I am guessing that you can say anything, since there is no list.

So, here is what I am proposing... we just start pranking the hell out of them. Leave all kinds of names, phone numbers... you know, your neighbor that has loud sex at 3am? Leave their name & number. You can only hope these people are real incessant and call like a million times. Can I become an astronaut through your program? A scientist? Better yet, a surgeon from the nameless "degree program school" and I bet i can train from the privacy of my own home. I mean, I've always wanted to be a surgeon, and with "no tests, books or exams" I mean, what better way would there be? Sounds like that job making over 100,000/yr is right around the corner!!!! Wait, I better call back and leave a real message, before I miss this amazing opportunity!

Either that, or while Ellie sleeps, and after 1 more cup of coffee, I am going to sit down, put them on speed-dial, watch my TiVo'd episodes of GH & Oprah and leave a message with the names of every character, guest, and crew member of both shows that I come across.

You feel me, riiiiight?

In Other News:

NY was a blast, aside from the teenage chatty-kathy sitting next to us on the plane that could not hold her bladder for more than 1 hr 45 min and WOKE ELLIOTT UP just before the most turbulent landing I have ever experienced causing Ellie to throw up, in adult sized amounts all over Fer, herself, the chair, floor & seatbelt, and we even used the airplane barf bag. And somehow I managed not to kill the chatty girl.

Now tell me that's not awesome.