Wanna buy a duck?

We used to play this strange game incessantly when I was younger, we would sit around the kitchen table on Winfield Way, fun chair and all, eating mountains of Chips & Stinky Cheese shit (Velveeta & salsa... yuuummm, it's like WT conqueso) and playing wanna buy a duck. Wanna buy a duck? A What? A Duck. Does it quack? Course it quacks!

I’ve had this game running through my brain on repeat for days now for a few reasons, and here they are:

1. Elliott has a new little fuzzy duck that when you squeeze its belly it quacks REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUD 4 times. Like this: QUA-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK, QUA-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK,
QUA-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK,
QUA-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK. She loves it and grins and sometimes giggles and looks up as if to say, you better buy me a real duck for my birthday, I want constant quacking. Do you hear me?

2. Lilah. She may not be a duck, but we have finally come to terms with the fact that Lilah needs a new place to live. So all I hear in my head when I look at her is: Wanna buy a duck? Go ahead and judge me if you want, but I feel that I am doing a better service to lilah by finding her a new and loving home than I am keeping her in this state of limbo that she has been living in with baby. Every day she looks at Ellie with eyes that say: I want to know what she tastes like. She looks like a big pink treat, and I want it. It’s sad, I know, but really, what am I supposed to do?

3. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home: is Ellie’s new favorite game. She shakes with excitement when I start to count off the toes, getting to the littlest piggy, and she knows that she is going to be tickled. She is not too sure what tickling is yet, but she knows that she likes it. She also loves the songs, The Wheels on the Bus & Old MacDonald, which lead me to believe that my life is going to feel like a scratched CD stuck in the changer. She is gonna love wanna buy a duck once she’s old enough, I see it coming.

In Other News:

I still hate Dell computers. This post has taken me almost 1 hour to complete because this piece of shit is so f-ing slow. If its Fer's online porn boggin this machine down, he is gonna have some explaining to do! LMAO.

-over and out-