If you don't know me by now....

You will never ever ever know me, baaaaaby

1. What is your middle name? Danger (markovich)
2. What size is your bed? Big (cal king, check it yo)
3. What are you listening to? The licking of an asscrack (lilah)
4. What was the last thing you ate? Piggie (cheesecake)
5. Last person you hugged? Bean-a (Elliott)
6. How is the weather right now? Downright balmy (my snot froze today)
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? God (damnit)
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That they are opposite, ie wrong (eyes)
9. Do you drink? Would you like to join me? (when can we start)
10. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? Only if it is needed to stand up in a court of law. (i saw nothing, heard nothing.) (are you asking me to get on a wagon of sorts?)
    
11. Fav animal? 3 legged (beast)
12. Favorite season? Spring (fall)
13. Ever cried for no reason? Go on cry baby, cry! Cry! (no. yes. no. all 3 times.)
14. Last movie you watched? The United States of Leland. (seriously, and I know you have not heard of it, ok? It was alright anyway.) whole movie? And the point of watching ½ a movie is…. Riiiiight.
15. What book are you reading? A Million Little Pieces (Shut the Fuck up, leave the man alone already.)
16. Piercings? The middle of my face among others (nose)
17. Favorite movie? One? Only 1? Is that even possible? (I motion for the top 5 per emotional decade. Which is different than a regular decade… it’s the way you feel a decade took place. Could mean 8 months, or 15 years.)
18. Any pets? That’s debatable. (lilah)
19. Favorite flower? Alive (bright)
20. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Is this a court of law? (maybe.)
21. Who would you like to see right now? That depends (is time travel an option?)
22. Are you still friends with your ex's? That question is better posed to them I think. (maybe, some of them. Or 1 of them.)
23. Have you ever fired a gun? Have you been on the other end of it? (no.)
24. Do you like to travel by plane? As opposed to what other travel? Boat, train, again with the time machine? I totally pick time machine. (yes)
25. If you could be with someone right now,who would it be? You, of course. (sure!)
26. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3 million. Its just a room full of pillows and I open the door and fall in. (2)
27. Are you missing someone? As in lost? Aren’t we all lost? Oh, you meant a missing person? (this one time I filed a missing persons report when someone went to the beach and didn’t tell me.)
28. Do you have a tattoo? Do you even know me? Where is the hidden camera (no, its all henna.)
29. Do you watch cartoons on Saturday morning? I watch cartoons in the evenings. (da-da-da-da-da Dora!)
30. Are you hiding something from someone? Money. (aren’t you?)
31. Do you play an instrument? Tambourine (seriously, DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?)
32. Have you ever built a bomb? A bug bomb.