Bullshit

Dear Baby,

It is now August 1, and I will be charging you rent from here on in. I sent you your notice of eviction, you were clearly informed that these premises were to be vacated as of July 31. This is Bullshit.

Sincerely,
Yo Mamma

So, I have been in labor now for well over 32 hours and nothing is changing. I mean, the contractions are stronger than they were yesterday, WAY stronger as a matter of fact, but nothing has become regular. Its like I have an hour or so of contractions 5 min apart, and then 2 hours of contractions 10 min apart. This is SO not how they tell you its going to go. The Catholic Guilt in me says maybe its my penance for having such a smooth pregnancy. At this point, I would be happy to reach in there and pull her out myself if I thought it would work. And if I was not against being induced, I would totally opt for an IV full of pitocin and just shoot her out, but.... that is not the path we will be taking. At least not yet, but maybe you should ask me if I feel the same tomorrow.

Soon I may resort to drastic measures to see if I can't get her to move it on out.

In Other News:

Frankly there is no other news. To top all this off, not only do my contractions slow down every time I sit, its the weekend so I can't even watch General Hospital. Damnit.