alexis' helmet

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this was supposed to be alexis' helmet, in all its neon-orange safty triangle glory... but i guess i was too tipsy to opperate my camera phone properly, and i am still too tipsy to care. I guess that means that i am drunk blogging anyway. BUT, the band that we saw tonight was too awesome to do justice to at this point... so photos and notes tomorrow.

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Fat Tuesday

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I guess this is Fer, being phat. or fat. or whatever.
LMAO.

yeah

Strange day

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Today a few girls from school and I went out and about the town checking out spa locations and the like, and a few strange things took place. One I can remember because I have this photo of it. It is the display window of a china shop. Interesting choice for adornment. I am not sure how they are selling their place settings, or if it's working. I mean, I am talking about the shop and what I saw, but I am pretty sure that I would not step foot in there for it is creeping me out, just a tad. To clarify, that mannequin is wearing a veil, lingerie, and a hula-hoop skirt in brass with china hanging from it. You tell me.

One of the other creepy/strange things is that while we were riding the escalators up there was a young child riding up infront of us, maybe 6 (but small), with a red hoodie, zipped up and the pointed hood pulled up and tight, backpack on, seemingly all alone. And when I said, (loudly) "Where is an adult attached to that child? What the hell is going on here?" (having thoughts of Brody in Mallrats...) the child turned around and made the shhhhhhhhhh face with little finger to it's lips, and what was totally creepy was the kid completely reminded me of Macaulay Culkin in The Good Son. CREEPY. And as the kid walked away, there did not seem to be an adult attached to it. Like I said, CREEPY.

I felt like I had more to say before I started this post. Maybe I burnt it all out on my previous one (see below). If I remember anything of importance, I will return. Until then, I bid you adeau.

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If you don't know me by now....

You will never ever ever know me, baaaaaby

1. What is your middle name? Danger (markovich)
2. What size is your bed? Big (cal king, check it yo)
3. What are you listening to? The licking of an asscrack (lilah)
4. What was the last thing you ate? Piggie (cheesecake)
5. Last person you hugged? Bean-a (Elliott)
6. How is the weather right now? Downright balmy (my snot froze today)
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? God (damnit)
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That they are opposite, ie wrong (eyes)
9. Do you drink? Would you like to join me? (when can we start)
10. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? Only if it is needed to stand up in a court of law. (i saw nothing, heard nothing.) (are you asking me to get on a wagon of sorts?)
    
11. Fav animal? 3 legged (beast)
12. Favorite season? Spring (fall)
13. Ever cried for no reason? Go on cry baby, cry! Cry! (no. yes. no. all 3 times.)
14. Last movie you watched? The United States of Leland. (seriously, and I know you have not heard of it, ok? It was alright anyway.) whole movie? And the point of watching ½ a movie is…. Riiiiight.
15. What book are you reading? A Million Little Pieces (Shut the Fuck up, leave the man alone already.)
16. Piercings? The middle of my face among others (nose)
17. Favorite movie? One? Only 1? Is that even possible? (I motion for the top 5 per emotional decade. Which is different than a regular decade… it’s the way you feel a decade took place. Could mean 8 months, or 15 years.)
18. Any pets? That’s debatable. (lilah)
19. Favorite flower? Alive (bright)
20. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Is this a court of law? (maybe.)
21. Who would you like to see right now? That depends (is time travel an option?)
22. Are you still friends with your ex's? That question is better posed to them I think. (maybe, some of them. Or 1 of them.)
23. Have you ever fired a gun? Have you been on the other end of it? (no.)
24. Do you like to travel by plane? As opposed to what other travel? Boat, train, again with the time machine? I totally pick time machine. (yes)
25. If you could be with someone right now,who would it be? You, of course. (sure!)
26. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3 million. Its just a room full of pillows and I open the door and fall in. (2)
27. Are you missing someone? As in lost? Aren’t we all lost? Oh, you meant a missing person? (this one time I filed a missing persons report when someone went to the beach and didn’t tell me.)
28. Do you have a tattoo? Do you even know me? Where is the hidden camera (no, its all henna.)
29. Do you watch cartoons on Saturday morning? I watch cartoons in the evenings. (da-da-da-da-da Dora!)
30. Are you hiding something from someone? Money. (aren’t you?)
31. Do you play an instrument? Tambourine (seriously, DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?)
32. Have you ever built a bomb? A bug bomb.
    

Abblebauce

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That's Bean, eating dinner, complete with her all-natural, organic, no sugar added cinnamon applesauce. Her favorite end to dinner. If only you could hear the giant slurping noises that she is making right now. If she was not as small and cute, it would be absolutely disgusting. Seriously.

Old school, monday morning

Elliott is not in school today since its President's day and her teachers have an in-service day. How funny is that. I remember when I was little, I prayed for the in-service days. Or any day for that matter that somehow, someway, my ass didn't have to go to school. Much unlike other mom's, my mom prayed for the same thing. My being in school caused her way more unrest than if she would have had to just stay at home and man me herself. I guess it would be safe to say, that school and I, well... we just did not get along.

So I am trying to change my ways with Elliott. She LOVES school. LOVES it. I drop her off in the morning, and I do not have to think twice about how she is, if she's ok, is she having a good time. When I first started at AVEDA, my biggest fear was that I would get out of school late and end up late to pick her up. She would think her momma had abandoned her forever, and therefore be scarred for life and hate school with as much passion as a toddler can have. And we all know that toddlers are nothing if not passionate, and she's mine... so like, you do the math.

Anyway, 2 months ago, I got out of school kinda early, there was no traffic, and I was early getting Ellie. I get there, all excited to see her for a little extra time, and she is screaming at me, full of anger that it's time to go. All of her friends were still there, and she wanted to stay and play with them. Yeah, she loves school. Yesterday when we drove by school, she saw the bright yellow sign, and she started yelling "Skuuuul! Skuuuul! Skuuul MOMMA!"

So today is an old school morning, the mornings we used to have before all this scool stuff started. We just had breakfast, and now we're watching blues clues in our pjs. Good times right?We've got a nice little monday planned with playing, watching her favotite shows, and maybe we'll go to target, maybe not, I don't know... we might not have enough time.

In Other News:
There's new photos up on Elliott's website. (even though it says it was not updated since 12/19.) If you need the address for her site again, email me. There some real good photos, and fun with whigs.

Do it.

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each frame, up close

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Happy Birthday to me

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I went out last night after school/work. Saturdays feel more like work than school based on the fact that all we do is see clients all day. 5 facials & some good tips later, the girls and I went for Margaritas. And Margaritas we did have... 2 pitchers and a completmentary round of shots later, we headed to yet another bar for happy birthday to me shots & good 'ol american beer. Good times good times.

I came home, and went to change my stinky bar clothes, to find my present from Fer & bean already up and waiting for me. They spent yesterday having arts&crafts, with Elliott trying to eat all the glue riddled cheerios. I think fun was had all around. Thanks bean-a, thanks Fer. Momma loves it, its a great thing to walk into the bedroom and see, and a great way to wake up in the morning, no matter how ungodly the hour.

And now I must go, and catch a running child. NoNo Ellie!!!! Don's hammer on the glass Table!

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